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Flying-L'Arc-Attack on 18 Feb 2002 |
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Geust-all member Theme-New Kids on Sex (liv-Sorry it's not very good translation but I hope you understand... ) DJ(Mr Hisasi Yamada) : Hi, everyone ! Tonight's subject is 'New Kids On the Sex' ! We will answer your simple question about sex ! Here is your brother, who always answer your question... he is really suit a pair of red tights tonight !! hyde : (laugh) ...hyde oni-san dayo~ (your borher hyde~) DJ : He wears red tights !! Where did you buy it !? h : Er ? Bought in Seiyou (Department Store). (laugh) DJ : Seiyu~ ?! Oh, no !! (laugh) And also, here is a green tights brother !! ken : ken oni-san dayo. (your borher ken ! ) DJ : Where did you buy your tights ? k : Daiei (Department Store) dayo~. DJ : Oh, look !! He wears yellow !! yellow tights !! tetsu : tetsu oni-san dayo ! (your borher tetsu !) DJ : tetsu brother !! It's so bright ! (laugh) Don't you hide something there ?! t : Yep, Mukinpo-kun in it ! (laugh) DJ : And the last is... brown tights brother.. (laugh) yukki : Brown... ? >.< yukihiro oni-san desu. Listener's question 1 : My nipples are soft but sometimes they become hard, why is that ?? Is it because of temperature ? (radio name Saki 12 years old) h : Good question. DJ : Why is that happening, Red tights brother ? h : Perhaps, that's instinct for protection ? DJ : I see. You think she's been attacked before ? h : umm~ Her body hasn't grown up fully yet so she reacts without her awareness. DJ : What does she protect for ? h : protection for having a baby ? DJ : Do you need to protect that ? (laugh) h : .. .What can I say ...women have to keep good gene for babies,... DJ : Yeah... h : ...so when she thinks ...'I don't want to be DJ : ...touched my body... ? h : .... licked my nipples by a weak man.' DJ : ..What are you talking about ?! Look at your leader. (laugh) He can't say anything. She is only 12 years old, you remember ? What 'not to be licked' means ? Brown brother, please help ! Red brother is talking rubbish ! She's worried about her body, you know ?! y : She is not really worried, isn't she ? (laugh) DJ : Oh, no. (big laugh) Brown bother's nipples become hard, too, right ? y : I think so. When it's cold. DJ : Oh, so her nipples sometimes become hard because of the temprature then. y : Shall we say 'yes'. h : No, no, it's not true. DJ : Oh, wait a moment.. red brother doesn't agree. (laugh) y : Oh, no, I tried to conclude this matter..(laugh) DJ : He still doesn't agree. It's because of cold weather ! OK ? h : Is it ? DJ : You don't like this answer ? (laugh) h : I will study once again, then. (laugh) Listener's question 2 : I found a rubber thing in my father's desk recentry, I thought it was a rubber balloon. I asked my mother about it then I was told off. My mother said it was too early for me. What is this rubber balloon for ?? It said 'High Quality' on its package. (radio name Ryoko 11 years old) h : Good question. DJ : Let's start from green brother, shall we ? k : I know what that is ! Her mum and dad gave birth to Ryuko so they are using 'High Quality' one but Ryuko hasn't got a baby yet, so she shouldn't use it. DJ : What about you, brown brother ? y : n ? Wasn't it a high quality balloon ? DJ : Have you seen something like that before ? y : I have never seen high quality balloons. I only know normal balloons. DJ : Usually normal one ? What about thickness ? y : Is there something like that ? DJ : Where do you buy it usually ? y : I don't buy it. DJ : You don't buy it ? why ? You get it from someone ? y : No, I don't get it from anyone ! (laugh) DJ : Oh, brown brother is not really interested in balloons. (laugh) That's no good. Red brother, he doesn't care about balloons. I'm worried about him. h : I think there are many poeple like him. DJ : Oh, you too ? h : I'm using it. DJ : You like it ? h : It's for not having a baby. . while having a sex. DJ : Oh. It was so direct. Why nobody stop him ? (laugh) So, anyway, she doesn't need to have this balloon, right ? h : I think it's good to touch those things from very young. DJ : When did you see it first time ? h : umm when did I see it. . . maybe. . . DJ : errr ? What about you, yellow brother ? t : I often wondered there are many vending machines say 'happy family planning'. . . DJ : Yellow brother ! You are going too far. (laugh) t : Yes there are vending machines like that. . and when I went to the surf shop before, I wondered wha's a 'sex wax'. How does it use ? DJ : Oh, stop it ! Stop it ! "Special" section index | The Ark home |
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