sakura had to chat for 3 hours within the 'what's in's special web space on boxing day, 2002 ! Why ? Because he lost a game with Ken & Ein last month. The 3 hour chat with 50 fans was the punishment for Sakura. *giggle*
*This translation is based on S.O.A.P.'s special webspace 'GUTEN TAG' which 'what's in' magazine presents.


+Part1
sakura : sorry for kept u waiting. I arrive here just now. This is sakura. I can't type fast, plse type it slowly, everyone.
everyone > 'Konbanwa~~ sakusa san!!'
> is it true that this is the first time u join a chat ?
sakura : yes, it is.
>what have u been doing ??
sakura : so i've been working!
(not much conversation in part 1 except everyone saying 'Konbanwa~~' so on.)

+Part2
sakura > We extend the time to make up for the trouble caused earlier.
>Yatta~~~ureshii!!
>Thank you, sakura !!
>Well done !!!
>I'm so glad !!!
>That's a good news !!
etc etc etc etc etc etc........
>It's free of charge, isn't it ? (laugh)
>Yay!! More time to chat !
sakura > This is the first time I chat online, what's happening in a chat room normally ?
>Talking nothing important.
>Don't know what to talk about.>.<
>Conversation.
>Talk anything.
>We introduce ourselves first then ...
etc.....etc....etc....etc.....
sakura:Nomination charge isn't included.
sakura:Ah, service charge isn't included either.
>What is the service?
>Who is the most expensive member ?
>You charge from us, uh?
>Are you really taking money from us !? o_O
>I have to go to the ATM.
>Ah~~, how much it's going to be in total.. (laugh)
sakura>No,No, it's all free.
>No, No, we'd like to pay it (laugh)
>Is it free for takeaway, too ? (laugh)
>I'm student. I don't have money.
>I'm not working now so good to hear that's free.
>Nomination & service charge.. are you thinking about night clubs?
>Is it possible to go there together ?
sakura>Going out together after.

+Part3
>Isn't it too early to talk dirty ? (laugh)
sakura >It's probably better not going out to play until spring time ('hanami' season).
Johnny>what color of underwear are you wearing now, sakura san?
>Is SOAP playing your song ?
>Why hanami season?
>want to have a chat in the cherry blossom season.
>want to have off-kai in spring.
Johnny>And, what kind of underwear would you like girls to wear?
sakura>This time, I wrote songs too. I'd like you to hear them in near future.
>I look forward to hearing them !
>Want to hear !
>really !? Look forward to it!
>This time..., You mean the songs in the coming album ?
>What is your favourite song in 'Grace'?
Johnny>What about your underwear?
etc...etc....etc....etc.....
(sakura doesn't say anything for a while..)

+Part4
>Ken chan?? Really ??
>ha? Johnny was ken chan ???
etc...etc....etc....etc.....
Johnny> Ken>Johnny
Birat Putt>Johnny can't follow us.
>Is there Ein, too?
>SOAP was rehearsing, right? so they are in the same place right now ??
sakura>I made sure now... Johnny is not ken chan.
>ah... he wasn't ken chan...
etc..etc...etc... everyone disappointed + confused.
>Ein was Birat Putt?
>who is Birat Putt.... was he real ken chan ?
>where is Johnny now?
>I'm getting confused.
sakura>Johnny, tell me, what are you wearing now?
Johnny>Strings and Garters!

+Part5
>Plse call my name, sakura san (laugh). 'Sara'!
>You still goes to Denny's ? (Denny's is a restaurant opens until very late at night.) >skaura san
Karl Heinz>Sara!
sakura>Denny's and Disney's aren't the same things. Be careful.
>Did you go to Denny's after rehearsing?
>Call my name too~>Karl
>You are funny guy! (laugh) > Karl
>They are totally different things>sakura
sakura>USJ and Kyoto Eiga Mura are different, too. Be careful.
>The similarity is female staff working there wear short skirts.
Johnny>The prince of the misty capital's come!
sakura>Sumo wrestlers wear only 'Fundosi' even in winter time.
>You are too funny>Karl Heinz san
>Don't understand your joke *big sweat*
Sakura>The prince of the misty capital.. natsukashii ne.
>Johnny's back !
Everyone>Welcome back Johnny~~!
>Johnny is the prince ?
Karl Heinz>We don't need you Johnny.
Johnny>sakura's always saying jokes.
Sakura>It seems they don't wash fundosi, they only dry them in the shade.
Johnny >Johnny is Johnny.
>The prince Johnny, i'm back! ^-^
Karl Heinz >If Johnny talks, the conversation begins dirty.
(liv:The prince Johnny?? I'm so confused who is who from this chat log... and I want to know more about the conversations done between part5 & 6. >_<)

+Part6
Ouji(prince)> Please tell me what is your favourite sex position ?
>Did you insert? (laugh)>sakura
>have you?(laugh)>sakura
>what do you feel being a victim?
>insert...>100 people..
>sugo-i>sakura san
>Which planet are you from? Are you coming to the earth for chatting today ?>Karl
>Is it Ein san Karl san?
Maiko>Are you playing bass, Karl san?
>what's your favourite position, Ouji?
>Really..it's time for adult..
Ouji(prince)>Please.
Sakura>‘g‚Ý‘Ì‘€‚Å‚¢‚¤ƒTƒ{ƒeƒ“ (Kumi Taisou de iu saboten.)>Ouji
(liv:Kumitaisou??? I was thinking, 'what sort of sports is that!?'... it must be he meant 'sex' but i don't know what 'cactus' (position??) means.)
>I want to know what Ouji's favourite one as well.
>Are you getting used to chat sakura san ?
>Cactus...??
Sakura>What language do you speak in bed >Ein
>Cactus is taihen, isn't it?>sakura san
>Cactus @@ >sakura
>Cactus is the one doing with 3-5 people??
>What's your favorite, Ouji?
>How many people need in Cactus sports?
Ouji(prince)>Cactus? Sasuga, sakura san. I'm imagining
Karl Heinz>I don't like it but i do.>Maiko

- - - - - -Other conversation I heard from fans - - - - - - - - -

Sakura > I'm typing faster than hyde.
Sakura > I touch not only body, you know...
Sakura > Face is not important. Body. Body.
Sakura > Conversation in bed with a koara bear.. don't splash it to the face. Body Body.
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Ouji(prince) > You've been practising, haven't you ?
Ouji(prince) > atatatatatatata
Ouji(prince) > Atone for your sin...