Gackt: Merry Christmas.. Gackt d'santa doesu. (desu)
Well, again, special guest of this week will be your (貴方) HYDE... your (君) HYDE... and 'my' HYDE. (what!?-_-;)
He will disclose my secret again.

Nippon Radio broadcast's 荘口 announcer is out to interview with HYDE. From my home... How come? Because it's the end of the year special, Xmas special, and also breaking into my home special? For heaven's sake. *Syasei! ...hai!

I recalled HYDE's live suddenly. Did you surprised?
(.... *"Shasei" is something a man does when he comes.:liv)
I was moved. When I went to see his live performance, he shouted "Do you feel good? Do you feel good? .. Shasei!!", to his fans. I thought, "Err~~~~~~???? HYDE! HYDE!", "No, don't listen to him, everyone!"

I was so surprised. There were many writers sitting down in one row before mine. They were saying, "Today he was so high tention." "What happens to him?"... I enjoyed a lot. It was fun. It was first time I saw him shouted like that.

そんな素敵なHYDEがbroadcast from my home. (--;)
It's dangerous. But I locked my home tightly today so I think he can't enter. ...Come on, get in if you can!

-CM-

Gackt: Busy HYDE, where is he now? 荘口 announcer said they go to my place but I think it's impossible... er~~~ 荘口 announcer, "Moji moji?" (moshi moshi? - hello?)

荘: Gackt san, please don't speak so loud. Here I am with HYDE san... . standing in front of the building which is believed to be Gackt san's home. HYDE san, yoroshiku onegai shimasu.
HYDE: Yoroshiku onegai shimasu.
G: Iya, iya, iya...

荘: HYDE san is the only artist who visited Gackt san's home. We will report Gackt san's mysterious neverland first time on this program.
H: Haa, is it really?
荘: Look at the door plate! It's said "Gakuto" in katakana.
G: It shouldn't be!
H: Gacchan, can you see it?
荘: Ne? This is his home, isn't it? Nanka ne, gackt san, we can only hear you say 'doe~su'.
G: I haven't said it.
荘: We cannot help. So we gonna talk by ourselves this week again. a. There's a bottle of milk. Gackt san is taking a daily milk delivery?
H: Hontou da.
荘: Imagine, ...gackt san wearing sweat pants, drinking a bottle of milk every morning. (+placing one hand on his hip)
G: "Hontou da", jya naiyo!
荘: It's possible that he has cows, too...a, there's a circulation board in his post. Xmas party attendance sheet is attached to it. Ja HYDE san, can you sign for "attend" this party?
H: Okay.
(On Furachi HP-- G: No, I won't!)

荘: I borrowed a key from your landlord. So we are not gonna break into your place. ...Okay, the door is opened... This door is SUGOI door desune~. We are entering his place.... oh, it's dark..
H: Be careful, we might be killed by razor beams.
G: What kind of room is that!!?
荘: Are? There's a wooden bear which has a salmon in its mouth.
G: Hahahahha.......
H: Hontou da.
G: "Hounto da" ja naiyo.
荘: Did he buy it by himself during the last tour? mmm..
H: Watch it carefully... it's made of gold!
G: Fufufuufu....
荘: Sasuga da! This is made of real gold.
H: Sugoi!
荘: Look, he has guppies. (tiny fish) It's not cool, is it? ...Jaa HYDE san, before we look into gackt san's home more, I'd like to read fan's mail.

A mail from listener 1
Q: Is it true that Gackt san has facilities such as a Ferris wheel and a trampoline in his place?
H: ah... This is the first time I came in this place.
荘: He said he moved recently.
H: Yes. I've been his old place.
荘: Thank you for aligning yourself well with the topic.
H: No, no problem.
荘: What the old place was like?
H: His old place was like.. when I entered, there were a bunch of roses in the dark. ..
荘: Really?
H: ....welcomed me.
G: Fufufu.....
H: ... And there was a heart-shaped bathtub over the glass...
荘: Wait a moment. When you enter the large entrance, you saw a bathtub in his place?
H: Over the glass.
荘: Isn't it like a love hotel? A heart-shaped bathtub? Where you can buy it. Was it really a heart shaped??
H: It looked like heart-shaped.
荘: The bath over the glass and there's corridor, and what was his room like..?
H: Corridor.... There wasn't corridor in his place.
荘: Errk? The entrance then bathtub, no corridor there!?
H: The entrance, the glass then bathtub.
荘: Sound more like love hotels. Nannka.. 怪しい desune~~. (weird)
H: Wondered who is gonna impressed.
荘: Yeah.. But you didn't have a bath, you went into Gackt san's room, right?
H: Before that, I fell down a couple times.
荘: It needs to be careful.. If there was a rose in the floor, you would have hurt yourself.
H: When I entered his room... what can I say.. ano.... In my impression, his room was like a boutique.
荘: You saw a collection of clothes?
H: Un. Clothes... there are in orders... and everything was so tidy. It was really like a boutique... mixed with a game centre.
G: Fufu..
荘: Smells more like *"Micheal"... (*Micheal is Micheal Jackson. It's sort of Japanese expression that somebody who lives mysterious way refers to him. )
荘: Were there game machines in his room?
H: Such as a billiard table.
荘: Ah, not like a coin game machine. Placing the billiard table in the middle of the room? (どーんと置いて)
H: どーんと. Yes. There aren't many places accomodate such a thing, don't you think?
荘: When you are in the recording studio, there was a bottle of brandy, right?
H: Yes, the brandy... That time, I was forced to drink wine.
G: Forced to drink!?
H: He asked me whether I wanted to drink.. I said.. Ja.. wine, please. Then, he gave me a glass of wine. He said he had something to show me. I thought what it would be. There was a secret door...
荘: It gets to smell like Micheal again.. okay, there was a secret door..
H: He said "Come here". Over the door... there's a stairs to go down..
荘: Did you go down?
H: We went down the stair.. and I saw.... a shooting gallery... And he said "Won't you try?" I tried but it was too dark so that I said "Gacchan, I can't see where the target is."
G: Hahahaha...
H: "Watch it carefully."
荘: Didn't he put the light on?
H: He didn't. "You will get used to it soon."
荘: Haaa......SUGOI place desune.
H: Yes, it was.
荘: If you go to your friend's room, they may serve you a drink and snacks, and they might ask you if you want to watch a video. His place is totally different.
H: Yes, his place is different.
荘: What about the toilet?
H: I think it was dark...
荘: Was that black toliet?
H: It might be. ... so when I used, I might have pissed in wrong place...
G: Buhahahahaha......
S: Shot off the strike zone.. you can't help it if it was dark.
H: Yeah.. I'm just a normal human being.
荘: Did you know that there are a fountain and a waterfall in his new place?
H: Really!? Where is it!? A waterfall....
(Furachi HP - Two of them looking around Gackt's new place... then..)
荘: Here is a trampoline! And this is a room for sunglasses!
H: A. Honto da.
荘: The room plate said "Sunglass Room".
G: Hahahaha... What kind of room is that?
荘: And a litter bottle of "Egoist" is there. .. Well, we have to go now. HYDE san please keep in secret you've heard and seen today.
H: Okay, I will.

G: 荘口 kun ne.. Don't say too much about my place.. Everyone thinks it's not true. It's all true. I have a shooting gallery... For what? Don't know but I wanted to have it. My bath? It was heart shaped before. My new bath is big round shaped one. It is as big as you can practice swimming (crawl).... Rationality and beautifulness is the most important for me. Beautifulness without waste... It is important. I think HYDE is coming to my new place soon...

G: He is a funny man. "荘: ~~~ desune!", "HYDE: Honto da~"
... FUFUFU....*^-^*

(After that, 荘口 kun promoted HYDE's new album and live schedule. He also told HYDE he was at Rock in Fest in Augest and so impressed with HYDE's live performance. He said "666" was much better album than he expected. Regarding "666" HYDE said "I made this album because I wanted to play live." as usual. Gackt said "He~ sounannda." )

*"HORIZON" was on air.

Gackt talks about when they moved to Osaka (for the Moon Child preview?), the train they got on hadn't arrived on the platform. He didn't feel easy when he saw a group of students walking toward them. He was soooo worried about HYDE to be found, not him. He said;
G: "HYDE hides yoursellf!"
H: "Gacchan, you go ahead."
G: "No, no, HYDE, don't look here. Hide behind those carts."
H: "Anone, Gacchan is more easily found."
HYDE is a man of great calibre.

Is HYDE furachi? Corner
Q: He can't keep his coolness when he plays cards. Is he furachi?
G: He gets very serious when he plays cards! In Taiwan, we played card game with the other film staffs, we were having fun at first. After 2 hours later, he got so quiet. He was losing that time. He didn't speak even one word... it was scary... When I said "HYDE, speak something." he said "Hun? I don't have time to think about it!" (余裕がない), "HYDE, Don't get so annoyed..."

-From Gackt's radio program "Furachi na Otoko tachi" on 2003/12/20.